One would think that there’s not much of value that you could steal from a pet store. Yes, you could always stuff an African grey parrot into your Starter jacket, but it’s going to be a little difficult to make a subtle exit with a massive bird chomping on your nipple. That’s why, if you’re going to make the stupid decision to have a devious lick from a pet shop, you’ve got to go for something small. This man appears to have opted for hamsters, which he allegedly thieved by shoving them down his trousers. It did not end well.